Paul Morello

I'm Paul, and I model my life, laugh and hair on Mark Bosnich. There's no animal, athlete or team that can carry the weight of my money.

Melbourne 32 posts
POTW - Punter Profile

POTW - Punter Profile

Alias: Toad Warrior. Occupation: Audio / Visual Tech. Joined SportChamps: June 2017 Favourite Tournaments: Double Ups and $25 Racing Sprints. Why:…


Dec 13, 2017
Jeff Horn hires PR company to choose new nickname after “The Fighting School-teacher” receives unfavourable feedback from focus group.

Jeff Horn hires PR company to choose new nickname after “The Fighting School-teacher” receives unfavourable feedback from focus group.

Many experts believe Gary Corcoran is already one to two rounds ahead going into tomorrow night’s fight with Jeff…


Dec 12, 2017
Veteran Fanatic to Officially Grow Up and Retire “Aussie Aussie Aussie” Chant.

Veteran Fanatic to Officially Grow Up and Retire “Aussie Aussie Aussie” Chant.

Ivanhoe man Mike Baker never wanted to be a Fanatic, let alone spend the best part of 20 years in…


Dec 07, 2017
POTW Week 11

POTW Week 11

Congratulations on making it to Monday. It looked touch and go for a while, as the bureau of meteorology basically…


Dec 04, 2017
LaVar Ball Declares Son Should Have Been World’s Sexiest Man of the Year.

LaVar Ball Declares Son Should Have Been World’s Sexiest Man of the Year.

Hot off the heels of declaring his son, Lonzo, is better than two-time MVP Steph Curry, LaVar Ball has today…


Dec 04, 2017
Got a Bucks Party to organise? Follow these steps for a good time.

Got a Bucks Party to organise? Follow these steps for a good time.

Important: Make sure you (the organiser) have enough money in your own account to create the tournament. E.g. If…


Dec 01, 2017
Although he hasn’t watched an NBA Game Since 1995, Your Uncle is Certain Michael Jordan is Better than LeBron James.

Although he hasn’t watched an NBA Game Since 1995, Your Uncle is Certain Michael Jordan is Better than LeBron James.

LeBron James has won three championship rings in six years, including the 2016 title that ended Cleveland’s historic 52…


Nov 30, 2017
WADA Calls for Performance Enhancing Hair to be Banned Effective 2018

WADA Calls for Performance Enhancing Hair to be Banned Effective 2018

For many local sportsman, ageing gracefully isn’t so much a choice, as it is inevitable. The hairline begins marching…


Nov 27, 2017
POTW  Week 10

POTW Week 10

G’day Champs, What a time to be alive. It’s not often we get to beat the Old Enemy…


Nov 27, 2017
Despite Not Nominating, an Overweight Local Footballer Wonders if His Name Will Be Called Out in Tonight’s AFL Draft.

Despite Not Nominating, an Overweight Local Footballer Wonders if His Name Will Be Called Out in Tonight’s AFL Draft.

Although he played out season 2017 in the Brunswick Bats ressies, Matthew “Don’t Like” Mundie, still believes he did…


Nov 23, 2017
POTW Week 9

POTW Week 9

It's been another good week for us here at SportChamps, but we're not going nearly as well as Shaun Marsh.…


Nov 20, 2017
One month into the NBA season, and ten discoveries.

One month into the NBA season, and ten discoveries.

1) Gordon Hayward’s leg looked set to ruin the Celtics season before it started. They’ve gone on a…


Nov 14, 2017