You know how sometimes you just know where a story is going… yeah, I was wrong when I read this. It’s from our Punter Tom… enjoy.

Was at a boozer after the footy earlier this year with a few mates and naturally a number of schooners were consumed.

Also, naturally, I was having a pretty ordinary evening on the punt and thought I’d blow out the rest of what was in my pocket in real burnout fashion. (SC - Always a great idea :o #GambleResponsibly)

OK, there was a dog race at Bathurst, a trot race at Echuca, and a gallops race at Singapore. I’ve jumped on them all a minute or two before they run. Three bets, $100 on each. I told the boys if we salute in any of them, we’re kicking on.

We all leaned in in anticipation towards both Sky1 & Sky2. The results went as follows.

1) The dog from box 1 fell at the first bend.
2) The trotter galloped at the arm. And;
3) The Horse dislodged the jockey when the barriers opened.

How the f$%k can that even happen?!

Still have nightmares about it.

LOL HAAAAAAAAAAA that is amazing. I seriously thought you were going to clean up, but that’s so much better.

We’ve thrown $50 Bonus Cash in your account to help you sleep easy again.

Paul Morello

I'm Paul, and I model my life, laugh and hair on Mark Bosnich. There's no animal, athlete or team that can carry the weight of my money.