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Smith Opts for Self Harm After Cheap Dismissal

Smith Opts for Self Harm After Cheap Dismissal

Steve Smith has revealed he likes to punish himself after a very occasional low score with the bat. In an…


Nov 27, 2019
SHOCK: SPORTING CLUB TREASURER GOES FIVE YEARS WITHOUT TAKING MONEY

SHOCK: SPORTING CLUB TREASURER GOES FIVE YEARS WITHOUT TAKING MONEY

Brunswick Bats cricket club President John “Iron Gloves” Glover has seen many fine achievements over his 45 years involvement with…


Oct 28, 2019
Peter Siddle completes transformation from bogan to banana man

Peter Siddle completes transformation from bogan to banana man

In 2009 Peter Siddle was chopping wood, eating pies, bowling 145 clicks, and brandishing a beautiful back-piece. Ten years on,…


Sep 13, 2019
NO BOOKIE WILL LET YOU DO THIS!

NO BOOKIE WILL LET YOU DO THIS!

This is big news Punting Fans, because you’ll never need to ring your bookie ever again. Previously, Australian punters…


Apr 30, 2019
Tail-ender confirms he just played all around it.

Tail-ender confirms he just played all around it.

If you thought a 120kmph in-swinger that knocked over all three pegs was a nice rock, you’d be wrong…


Oct 24, 2018
Shaun Marsh Admits He Does Have Graphic Photographs of Selector

Shaun Marsh Admits He Does Have Graphic Photographs of Selector

In a tell all interview with Oprah Winfrey, embattled left handed bat, Shaun Marsh, has confirmed what the cricket world…


Oct 09, 2018
Australian XI for 4th Test

Australian XI for 4th Test

Phil Jacques. Batsman. Missed one test through injury and never re-emerged. Has been patiently biding his time. Jarryd Hayne. Batsman.…


Mar 29, 2018
BREAKING: Cameraman Joe accepts full responsibility for ball tampering.

BREAKING: Cameraman Joe accepts full responsibility for ball tampering.

Having initially admitted his part in a shocking ball tampering plan, that culminated in Australian cricket's darkest day, Steve Smith…


Mar 26, 2018
Elton John Reveals “I wrote Circle of Life about being dropped from first grade”.

Elton John Reveals “I wrote Circle of Life about being dropped from first grade”.

English musician and composer, Reginald Kenneth Dwight AKA Sir Elton John has revealed he actually wrote the Lion King’s…


Dec 28, 2017
Five Reasons Why You Should Watch the Big Bash.

Five Reasons Why You Should Watch the Big Bash.

The Big Bash is back (baby!) and better than ever. As the silly season approaches, now not only do I…


Dec 18, 2017
What Every Emoji Means In Club Cricket

What Every Emoji Means In Club Cricket

Arrive to see the deck has been freshly mowed since Thursday night. Captain is late getting ice for team cordial…


Oct 27, 2017