AFTER QUIET DEBUT, OFFICE EXPERT DECLARES ZION A BUST
Zion Williamson, the 2019 draft's number one overall selection, got his first regular season minutes today after a knee injury…
TOP FIVE AFL DRAFT PREDICTIONS
1 – Guy who wasn’t good enough will tell friends he would’ve got picked up if he “didn’t…
Smith Opts for Self Harm After Cheap Dismissal
Steve Smith has revealed he likes to punish himself after a very occasional low score with the bat. In an…
SHOCK: SPORTING CLUB TREASURER GOES FIVE YEARS WITHOUT TAKING MONEY
Brunswick Bats cricket club President John “Iron Gloves” Glover has seen many fine achievements over his 45 years involvement with…
BREAKING: COW POO ENVELOPING TRADE RADIO STUDIO
It has taken just eight days of AFL trade period for the Trade Radio studios to be almost completely full…
EXCLUSIVE: Handful of AFL Players Holiday Elsewhere than Noosa / Bali
A senior AFL official has spoken of his “disappointment” at a handful of “poorly informed” footballers that chose to go…
Darts Player Cautioned for "Looking Normal"
Max Hopp has been cautioned by the darts governing body for his “bland” appearance. After competing in the World Grand…
MARLION PICKETT WINS MOBILE PHONE LOTTO… AND IT’S LEGIT
Adding to a week that included a VFL Grand Final and best on ground medal, culminating in a remarkable debut…
Ray Chamberlain to "get a few whistles in early"
With a big Richmond Versus Geelong Preliminary final assignment ahead, Ray Chamberlain has told 800.85 Sport FM’s Bazza…
STABLE MAIL: horse your colleague owns .01% of is burning up the track
Despite being poorly bred, trained by a little known hanson carriage company, and failing the last six times he's tipped…
Dreadlocked Footballer Again Polls Well in Best and Fairest Somehow
Suspicions that footballers with dreadlocks aren't actually that good at football have been around for more than a few winters.…
GEELONG TO ARGUE HAWKINS IS A "GOOD BLOKE"
Hours out from the tribunal hearing to contest Tom Hawkins one match suspension for an behind the play cheap shot,…