Sport Satire

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Donald Trump to Make American Tennis Great Again.

Donald Trump to Make American Tennis Great Again.

After 15 “dumb” years without a men’s major singles title, President Trump has had enough. En-route to Melbourne, the…


Jan 12, 2018
Celebrating 30 Years in Cricket - Hair Rejuvenation Clinic Reveal Their Best Ever (Previously) Bald XI

Celebrating 30 Years in Cricket - Hair Rejuvenation Clinic Reveal Their Best Ever (Previously) Bald XI

Male Pattern Baldness is no longer a taboo topic, thanks greatly to a number of men in white. Approaching the…


Jan 11, 2018
Royal Shock: Prince William to Replace Moeen Ali.

Royal Shock: Prince William to Replace Moeen Ali.

Aside from giving Beefy (Ian Botham) a questionable knighthood, and the 2005 Ashes team their undeserved MBE’s, the Crown…


Jan 03, 2018
Elton John Reveals “I wrote Circle of Life about being dropped from first grade”.

Elton John Reveals “I wrote Circle of Life about being dropped from first grade”.

English musician and composer, Reginald Kenneth Dwight AKA Sir Elton John has revealed he actually wrote the Lion King’s…


Dec 28, 2017
Jeff Horn hires PR company to choose new nickname after “The Fighting School-teacher” receives unfavourable feedback from focus group.

Jeff Horn hires PR company to choose new nickname after “The Fighting School-teacher” receives unfavourable feedback from focus group.

Many experts believe Gary Corcoran is already one to two rounds ahead going into tomorrow night’s fight with Jeff…


Dec 12, 2017
Veteran Fanatic to Officially Grow Up and Retire “Aussie Aussie Aussie” Chant.

Veteran Fanatic to Officially Grow Up and Retire “Aussie Aussie Aussie” Chant.

Ivanhoe man Mike Baker never wanted to be a Fanatic, let alone spend the best part of 20 years in…


Dec 07, 2017
LaVar Ball Declares Son Should Have Been World’s Sexiest Man of the Year.

LaVar Ball Declares Son Should Have Been World’s Sexiest Man of the Year.

Hot off the heels of declaring his son, Lonzo, is better than two-time MVP Steph Curry, LaVar Ball has today…


Dec 04, 2017
Although he hasn’t watched an NBA Game Since 1995, Your Uncle is Certain Michael Jordan is Better than LeBron James.

Although he hasn’t watched an NBA Game Since 1995, Your Uncle is Certain Michael Jordan is Better than LeBron James.

LeBron James has won three championship rings in six years, including the 2016 title that ended Cleveland’s historic 52…


Nov 30, 2017
WADA Calls for Performance Enhancing Hair to be Banned Effective 2018

WADA Calls for Performance Enhancing Hair to be Banned Effective 2018

For many local sportsman, ageing gracefully isn’t so much a choice, as it is inevitable. The hairline begins marching…


Nov 27, 2017
Despite Not Nominating, an Overweight Local Footballer Wonders if His Name Will Be Called Out in Tonight’s AFL Draft.

Despite Not Nominating, an Overweight Local Footballer Wonders if His Name Will Be Called Out in Tonight’s AFL Draft.

Although he played out season 2017 in the Brunswick Bats ressies, Matthew “Don’t Like” Mundie, still believes he did…


Nov 23, 2017