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Donald Trump to Make American Tennis Great Again.

Donald Trump to Make American Tennis Great Again.

After 15 “dumb” years without a men’s major singles title, President Trump has had enough. En-route to Melbourne, the…


Jan 14, 2019
Celebrating 30 Years in Cricket - Hair Rejuvenation Clinic Reveal Their Best Ever (Previously) Bald XI

Celebrating 30 Years in Cricket - Hair Rejuvenation Clinic Reveal Their Best Ever (Previously) Bald XI

Male Pattern Baldness is no longer a taboo topic, thanks greatly to a number of men in white. Approaching the…


Dec 11, 2018
Tail-ender confirms he just played all around it.

Tail-ender confirms he just played all around it.

If you thought a 120kmph in-swinger that knocked over all three pegs was a nice rock, you’d be wrong…


Oct 24, 2018
Shaun Marsh Admits He Does Have Graphic Photographs of Selector

Shaun Marsh Admits He Does Have Graphic Photographs of Selector

In a tell all interview with Oprah Winfrey, embattled left handed bat, Shaun Marsh, has confirmed what the cricket world…


Oct 09, 2018
Alf Stewart Also Part of AFL State of the Game Committee

Alf Stewart Also Part of AFL State of the Game Committee

On the back of reports they consulted Waleed Aly on proposed rule changes for 2019, the AFL have revealed that…


Aug 21, 2018
The problem with the Gold Coast Suns the AFL won’t talk about.

The problem with the Gold Coast Suns the AFL won’t talk about.

Everyone’s favourite failed AFL expansion side, the Gold Coast Suns, can’t get it right. From recruiting flops, to…


Aug 03, 2018
Middle-aged white guy boos last night’s episode of Brush With Fame.

Middle-aged white guy boos last night’s episode of Brush With Fame.

After three long years, the emotions quickly came flooding back for staunch booer Brett Tucker last night. Sitting down for…


Aug 02, 2018
Suburban Coaches to Badly Re-tell Any Given Sunday Speech this Weekend

Suburban Coaches to Badly Re-tell Any Given Sunday Speech this Weekend

As amateur footy leagues move towards the pointy end of the season, local footballers across the state will this weekend…


Aug 02, 2018
Former AFL player says Bernie Vince can smile again at Midday Today

Former AFL player says Bernie Vince can smile again at Midday Today

Bernie Vince’s civil conversation with a friend, following a harrowing after the siren loss, is proof “it didn’t…


Jul 26, 2018
North Melbourne Finally Land Signature of a Big Fish

North Melbourne Finally Land Signature of a Big Fish

After going agonisingly close to securing Dustin Martin’s signature in 2017, and just missing out on other young high…


Jul 25, 2018
Aspiring AFL “news breaker” announces player will propose to girlfriend at dinner.

Aspiring AFL “news breaker” announces player will propose to girlfriend at dinner.

Budding journalist, Sam McClure has today again stolen the spotlight from a young AFL player on the eve of a…


Jul 24, 2018
Socceroos Coach Graham Arnold hands Citizenship Papers to Usain Bolt

Socceroos Coach Graham Arnold hands Citizenship Papers to Usain Bolt

The World’s fastest ever man, Usain Bolt, will lead the line for Australia in their Asian Cup defence in…


Jul 17, 2018