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Australian XI for 4th Test

Australian XI for 4th Test

Phil Jacques. Batsman. Missed one test through injury and never re-emerged. Has been patiently biding his time. Jarryd Hayne. Batsman.…


Mar 29, 2018
BREAKING: Cameraman Joe accepts full responsibility for ball tampering.

BREAKING: Cameraman Joe accepts full responsibility for ball tampering.

Having initially admitted his part in a shocking ball tampering plan, that culminated in Australian cricket's darkest day, Steve Smith…


Mar 26, 2018
CONFIRMED: Horse your colleague has miniscule ownership in is worth a cheeky lobster.

CONFIRMED: Horse your colleague has miniscule ownership in is worth a cheeky lobster.

Despite being poorly bred, trained by a little known hanson carriage company, and failing the last six times he's tipped…


Mar 09, 2018
AFL Ex - plans for revamped preseason competition where players face off against teams of former lovers.

AFL Ex - plans for revamped preseason competition where players face off against teams of former lovers.

Gillon McLachlan expects the AFL will continue to tinker with their short-form preseason competition until they ruin the game completely…


Feb 20, 2018
Entire Australian Winter Olympic Team to Use "Bradbury" Tactic.

Entire Australian Winter Olympic Team to Use "Bradbury" Tactic.

Sixteen years after Steven Bradbury's miracle on ice, the Australian Winter Olympic team have decided to adopt the "last man…


Feb 08, 2018
Trump to Brady - "I'll Run the Corner Route."

Trump to Brady - "I'll Run the Corner Route."

Three days out from Super Bowl LII, the commander-in-chief has told New England Patriots Quarter Back, Tom Brady, that he…


Feb 02, 2018
Bird Lover Shocked as Hashtag #SuperbOwl Sees Unprecedented Spike this Week.

Bird Lover Shocked as Hashtag #SuperbOwl Sees Unprecedented Spike this Week.

Local bird owner Bart Featherby has spoken about the shock he received waking to find his humble hashtag trending this…


Jan 30, 2018
Donald Trump to Make American Tennis Great Again.

Donald Trump to Make American Tennis Great Again.

After 15 “dumb” years without a men’s major singles title, President Trump has had enough. En-route to Melbourne, the…


Jan 12, 2018
Celebrating 30 Years in Cricket - Hair Rejuvenation Clinic Reveal Their Best Ever (Previously) Bald XI

Celebrating 30 Years in Cricket - Hair Rejuvenation Clinic Reveal Their Best Ever (Previously) Bald XI

Male Pattern Baldness is no longer a taboo topic, thanks greatly to a number of men in white. Approaching the…


Jan 11, 2018
Royal Shock: Prince William to Replace Moeen Ali.

Royal Shock: Prince William to Replace Moeen Ali.

Aside from giving Beefy (Ian Botham) a questionable knighthood, and the 2005 Ashes team their undeserved MBE’s, the Crown…


Jan 03, 2018
Elton John Reveals “I wrote Circle of Life about being dropped from first grade”.

Elton John Reveals “I wrote Circle of Life about being dropped from first grade”.

English musician and composer, Reginald Kenneth Dwight AKA Sir Elton John has revealed he actually wrote the Lion King’s…


Dec 28, 2017
Jeff Horn hires PR company to choose new nickname after “The Fighting School-teacher” receives unfavourable feedback from focus group.

Jeff Horn hires PR company to choose new nickname after “The Fighting School-teacher” receives unfavourable feedback from focus group.

Many experts believe Gary Corcoran is already one to two rounds ahead going into tomorrow night’s fight with Jeff…


Dec 12, 2017