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Socceroos Coach Graham Arnold hands Citizenship Papers to Usain Bolt

Socceroos Coach Graham Arnold hands Citizenship Papers to Usain Bolt

The World’s fastest ever man, Usain Bolt, will lead the line for Australia in their Asian Cup defence in…


Jul 17, 2018
Carlton WAGS telling people their partners are unemployed to avoid embarassment

Carlton WAGS telling people their partners are unemployed to avoid embarassment

Ahead of their TV rights killing Friday Night Footy match, Carlton board member Chris Judd has asked fans of the…


Jul 13, 2018
Bruce McAvaney Calls Time on AFL Commentary Career

Bruce McAvaney Calls Time on AFL Commentary Career

Sports broadcaster and Channel 7 AFL commentator Bruce McAvaney has today announced his retirement, effective immediately, citing the “loss of…


Jul 04, 2018
Exactly 12 months on, Pilipino basketballers get one back for Pacman.

Exactly 12 months on, Pilipino basketballers get one back for Pacman.

The Pilipino men’s basketball team had been waiting a long time to exact revenge for Jeff Horn’s “disgraceful…


Jul 03, 2018
Triple M admits the Stations Three M’s Stand for “Mmm Boobs”…

Triple M admits the Stations Three M’s Stand for “Mmm Boobs”…

Laddish FM broadcaster Triple M has been under fire for its “Boy’s Club Culture” in the wake of Barry…


Jul 02, 2018
Eddie reveals I’ve tried Viagra, Ginseng, But Collingwood Second on the Ladder Beats them All.

Eddie reveals I’ve tried Viagra, Ginseng, But Collingwood Second on the Ladder Beats them All.

Two months after lashing out at fabricated claims he suffered from erectile dysfunction, Radio Personality, Football Journalist and Quiz Show…


Jul 02, 2018
Ray Chamberlain - I'm the reason people go to the football

Ray Chamberlain - I'm the reason people go to the football

Hot off a big night's work, Ray Chamberlain has told 800.85 Sport FM’s Bazza and Mungo that “it’…


Jun 29, 2018
BREAKING: Report Finds Kevin Muscat is Not the Maddest Man at Melbourne Victory.

BREAKING: Report Finds Kevin Muscat is Not the Maddest Man at Melbourne Victory.

The fallout of Melbourne Victory’s dramatic extra time win continues with the A League’s match review panel learning…


Apr 30, 2018
Australian XI for 4th Test

Australian XI for 4th Test

Phil Jacques. Batsman. Missed one test through injury and never re-emerged. Has been patiently biding his time. Jarryd Hayne. Batsman.…


Mar 29, 2018
BREAKING: Cameraman Joe accepts full responsibility for ball tampering.

BREAKING: Cameraman Joe accepts full responsibility for ball tampering.

Having initially admitted his part in a shocking ball tampering plan, that culminated in Australian cricket's darkest day, Steve Smith…


Mar 26, 2018
CONFIRMED: Horse your colleague has miniscule ownership in is worth a cheeky lobster.

CONFIRMED: Horse your colleague has miniscule ownership in is worth a cheeky lobster.

Despite being poorly bred, trained by a little known hanson carriage company, and failing the last six times he's tipped…


Mar 09, 2018
AFL Ex - plans for revamped preseason competition where players face off against teams of former lovers.

AFL Ex - plans for revamped preseason competition where players face off against teams of former lovers.

Gillon McLachlan expects the AFL will continue to tinker with their short-form preseason competition until they ruin the game completely…


Feb 20, 2018