Argentina

It’s the only trophy eluding the Little Master in his storied career. I’m pulling for the Argentines, so long as they’re not in direct opposition to The Socceroos. They have the team to do it, and it would be the explanation point on Messi’s claim to be the best ever.

Croatia

Modric, Rakitic, Mandzukic – Getakick… I made up the last one, but that’s some pretty serious names. At good odds of 31 / 1, why wouldn’t you keep them safe. Odds on to get out of the group in my opinion.

Iceland

Already the nation’s greatest sporting achievement since Wolf “The Dentist” Stanson led the countries junior ice hockey team to the final of the Goodwill Games. Here’s hoping they can win a game and give us an epic Viking Thunder Clap.

Nigeria

My second team, as it turns out I have a distant uncle of Nigerian descendent. That reminds me, that wire transfer of $14,000,000,000 he has sent should be hitting my account before the weekend...

Alex Iwobi is one to watch. Love the way this team plays. Better than sneaky chance to advance.

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Paul Morello

I'm Paul, and I model my life, laugh and hair on Mark Bosnich. There's no animal, athlete or team that can carry the weight of my money.