Germany
The holders will be thereabouts again… Coach Joachim Low has issued a sex ban to the squad for the duration of the tournament, which means one thing, the boys will be as toey as a raging raboner by the finals.
André Schürrle isn't crying because they won the World Cup...
Mexico
Rafael Marquez joins Ronaldo (PRT) and Cahill (AUS) as the only three players at this year’s tournament who’ve scored in the previous three World Cups, no mean feat for the legendary Mexican, as he’s a defender.
South Korea
Squad predominantly made up of guys called Kim and Lee. Expect a big tournament from Kim and Lee.
Sweden
As we know, an injured Zlatan is a serious thing for any team – because Zlatan told us. He also predicts the team will struggle to play their traditional Zlatan-style without Zlatan. A mortal like me is in no position to dispute the perfect specimen that is Zlatan – he also told me that.
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