1 – Guy who wasn’t good enough will tell friends he would’ve got picked up if he “didn’t love the piss and darts so much”

2 – Teens that have yet to play against men will be compared to all time greats like Buddy Franklin, Gary Ablett Jnr, and Dustin Martin.

3 – Man who has been again overlooked for the eighth year will tell himself “there’s still the rookie draft to come”

4 – Once in seventy years anomaly Marlion Pickett will be used as an example of the possibilities that still exist for overlooked players.

5 – Country football full forward will wonder if there were any recruiters around the day he kicked 6.3, including a opposite foot banana from forty out.