TOP FIVE AFL DRAFT PREDICTIONS
1 – Guy who wasn’t good enough will tell friends he would’ve got picked up if he “didn’t…
BREAKING: COW POO ENVELOPING TRADE RADIO STUDIO
It has taken just eight days of AFL trade period for the Trade Radio studios to be almost completely full…
EXCLUSIVE: Handful of AFL Players Holiday Elsewhere than Noosa / Bali
A senior AFL official has spoken of his “disappointment” at a handful of “poorly informed” footballers that chose to go…
MARLION PICKETT WINS MOBILE PHONE LOTTO… AND IT’S LEGIT
Adding to a week that included a VFL Grand Final and best on ground medal, culminating in a remarkable debut…
Ray Chamberlain to "get a few whistles in early"
With a big Richmond Versus Geelong Preliminary final assignment ahead, Ray Chamberlain has told 800.85 Sport FM’s Bazza…
Dreadlocked Footballer Again Polls Well in Best and Fairest Somehow
Suspicions that footballers with dreadlocks aren't actually that good at football have been around for more than a few winters.…
GEELONG TO ARGUE HAWKINS IS A "GOOD BLOKE"
Hours out from the tribunal hearing to contest Tom Hawkins one match suspension for an behind the play cheap shot,…
SCOTT NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES THIS WEEK
Chris Scott has revealed a secret weapon in his teams fight to win their cutthroat final with West Coast on…
Essendon Fans Wake to Realisation That Twitter Account Still Relevant
After another dismal finals exit, extending their winless finals run into a 16th year, Essendon fan Gary Dunham has awoken…
SELECTION SHOCK: AUSTRALIA TAKES TWO RUCKS INTO WORLD CUP CLASH WITH TOGO
The All Australian selection panel have made the controversial decision of selecting two ruckman in their starting 22 for the…
Collingwood trademark term “Shinboner Spirit” from under North’s Noses
For the best part of three decades, the gritty quality of Shinboner Spirit was embodied by men who pulled on…
INTERSTATE TEAMS DON’T DESERVE TO HOST THE AFL GRAND FINAL
Sorry non-Victorian teams and supporters, but if your side happens to finish on top of the ladder, you don’t…