BREAKING: COW POO ENVELOPING TRADE RADIO STUDIO
It has taken just eight days of AFL trade period for the Trade Radio studios to be almost completely full…
EXCLUSIVE: Handful of AFL Players Holiday Elsewhere than Noosa / Bali
A senior AFL official has spoken of his “disappointment” at a handful of “poorly informed” footballers that chose to go…
Darts Player Cautioned for "Looking Normal"
Max Hopp has been cautioned by the darts governing body for his “bland” appearance. After competing in the World Grand…
MARLION PICKETT WINS MOBILE PHONE LOTTO… AND IT’S LEGIT
Adding to a week that included a VFL Grand Final and best on ground medal, culminating in a remarkable debut…
STABLE MAIL: horse your colleague owns .01% of is burning up the track
Despite being poorly bred, trained by a little known hanson carriage company, and failing the last six times he's tipped…
Dreadlocked Footballer Again Polls Well in Best and Fairest Somehow
Suspicions that footballers with dreadlocks aren't actually that good at football have been around for more than a few winters.…
GEELONG TO ARGUE HAWKINS IS A "GOOD BLOKE"
Hours out from the tribunal hearing to contest Tom Hawkins one match suspension for an behind the play cheap shot,…
Peter Siddle completes transformation from bogan to banana man
In 2009 Peter Siddle was chopping wood, eating pies, bowling 145 clicks, and brandishing a beautiful back-piece. Ten years on,…
Shaun Marsh hands lewd photos of selectors to Mitch
In a show of brotherly love, Shaun Marsh has handed the photographs of cricket Australia selectors he has over to…
Essendon Fans Wake to Realisation That Twitter Account Still Relevant
After another dismal finals exit, extending their winless finals run into a 16th year, Essendon fan Gary Dunham has awoken…
Donald Trump to Make American Tennis Great Again.
After 15 “dumb” years without a men’s major singles title, President Trump has had enough. En-route to Melbourne, the…
Celebrating 30 Years in Cricket - Hair Rejuvenation Clinic Reveal Their Best Ever (Previously) Bald XI
Male Pattern Baldness is no longer a taboo topic, thanks greatly to a number of men in white. Approaching the…