In a show of brotherly love, Shaun Marsh has handed the photographs of cricket Australia selectors he has over to Mitch, to rejuvenate his career for the umpteenth time.

Shaun shocked the world in his tell all interview with Oprah Winfrey last year confirming what the cricket world already knew - he does, or did have pictures of a CA selector.

“Let’s just say, a dislodged bail had found itself in a very interesting part of a certain selectors anatomy” the West Australian number three said.

The 35 year old said the agreement between the two parties was a “relatively standard confidentiality agreement” and could be transferable to Mitchell.

“I had the lawyers take a look at it and apparently it’s similar to the one Basil Zemplis has with channel seven that keeps him in a job, so we'll amend to include Mitch is always in the touring Australian party”.

Conjecture over the why the Marsh brothers are incessantly chosen to represent the nation, despite regular failures, has been as much a part of the Australian Summer as power outages and zooper doopers over the past ten years, so for many cricket fans, the revelation has been met with “mixed emotions”.

“On the one hand, at least we know now... but f&*k me, surely this is the last Summer of it” said Loddon Valley C Grade Wicket Keeper Adam “Fingers” Hands.

“I wouldn’t mind seeing those photo’s… I bet it’s Junior (Mark Waugh) with the bail up his clacker... or Trevor Hohns. I bet he's freaky.”

Paul Morello

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