Two months after lashing out at fabricated claims he suffered from erectile dysfunction, Radio Personality, Football Journalist and Quiz Show Host, Eddie McGuire, has opened up about what he actually uses to ware off a “soft draw” in the bedroom.

The company responsible, TryVexan, published bogus quotes from McGuire saying that he’d tried Viagra and Ginseng, but their product “blew them all away”.

A frustrated, although (apparently) not sexually, McGuire took to his radio show, Triple M’s Hot Breakfast, to rebuke the claims, infuriated that the counterfeit GQ article had appeared on Facebook vowing to “sue their arses off”, but today admitted what the actual secret to his “Colling Wood” was.

“Let me be clear, there’s never been any trouble in that area. My top eight is always up for the task, at home or on the road” the The Magpies President told 800.85 Sport FM’s Bazza and Mungo.

“But, if I do want a double-chance, so to speak, I just look at the AFL ladder and see the Pies sitting second and that’s enough to get me up.”

“Oh and if I’m still wanting more, I glance at Jordan DeGoey’s signature on that new two year deal”.

It appears things are currently very rosey at Good Old Colling WOOD.