Paul Morello

I'm Paul, and I model my life, laugh and hair on Mark Bosnich. There's no animal, athlete or team that can carry the weight of my money.

Melbourne 168 posts
MOUNT EVEREST TOO BIG FOR ITS OWN GOOD

MOUNT EVEREST TOO BIG FOR ITS OWN GOOD

Three more deaths overnight at world’s highest summit. The growing death toll on Mount Everest has sparked criticism of…


May 30, 2019
Collingwood trademark term “Shinboner Spirit” from under North’s Noses

Collingwood trademark term “Shinboner Spirit” from under North’s Noses

For the best part of three decades, the gritty quality of Shinboner Spirit was embodied by men who pulled on…


May 23, 2019
INTERSTATE TEAMS DON’T DESERVE TO HOST THE AFL GRAND FINAL

INTERSTATE TEAMS DON’T DESERVE TO HOST THE AFL GRAND FINAL

Sorry non-Victorian teams and supporters, but if your side happens to finish on top of the ladder, you don’t…


May 22, 2019
RESEARCH SHOWS PEOPLE WITH NAMES INCLUDING LETTERS "BROWN" MORE LIKELY TO PROMOTE THE PUNT

RESEARCH SHOWS PEOPLE WITH NAMES INCLUDING LETTERS "BROWN" MORE LIKELY TO PROMOTE THE PUNT

People with surnames containing the letters "Brown" are 99% more likely to take betting company cash according to a new…


May 17, 2019
WACKY WINNERS

WACKY WINNERS

Sometimes tournament betting throws up the bizarre, and more often than not it's the clever members of SportChamps who come…


May 17, 2019
AFL FOOTY SHOW REPLACEMENT OPTIONS

AFL FOOTY SHOW REPLACEMENT OPTIONS

Since the Footy Show was given the green needle last week, attentions quickly turned to what quality programming would replace…


May 15, 2019
THERE'S NO ATMOSPHERE IN THE AFL

THERE'S NO ATMOSPHERE IN THE AFL

Good morning to everyone except the AFL. This is the first in a series of (probably) just one opinion pieces,…


May 10, 2019
CAUSE OF DEMONS WOES REVEALED

CAUSE OF DEMONS WOES REVEALED

Few took notice when Drake repped a Melbourne knit in an Instagram post back in September 20, 2018, and why…


May 03, 2019
NO BOOKIE WILL LET YOU DO THIS!

NO BOOKIE WILL LET YOU DO THIS!

This is big news Punting Fans, because you’ll never need to ring your bookie ever again. Previously, Australian punters…


Apr 30, 2019
BRUCE CALLS TIME ON COMMENTARY CAREER

BRUCE CALLS TIME ON COMMENTARY CAREER

Sports broadcaster and Channel 7 commentator Bruce McAvaney has today announced his retirement, effective Saturday 3:30pm, citing the “loss…


Apr 11, 2019
AFL LADDER PREDICTOR

AFL LADDER PREDICTOR

It's that time of the year again where clueless f&*kwits are making their best guess at who is…


Mar 18, 2019
MAN TURNS $5 INTO VEGAS TRIP WITH MATES – MISSUS FUMING.

MAN TURNS $5 INTO VEGAS TRIP WITH MATES – MISSUS FUMING.

Tournament betting platform SportChamps changed it up in February running their first “experience” betting tournament where contestant’s battled it…


Mar 05, 2019