Darts Player Cautioned for "Looking Normal"
Max Hopp has been cautioned by the darts governing body for his “bland” appearance. After competing in the World Grand…
MARLION PICKETT WINS MOBILE PHONE LOTTO… AND IT’S LEGIT
Adding to a week that included a VFL Grand Final and best on ground medal, culminating in a remarkable debut…
Ray Chamberlain to "get a few whistles in early"
With a big Richmond Versus Geelong Preliminary final assignment ahead, Ray Chamberlain has told 800.85 Sport FM’s Bazza…
STABLE MAIL: horse your colleague owns .01% of is burning up the track
Despite being poorly bred, trained by a little known hanson carriage company, and failing the last six times he's tipped…
Dreadlocked Footballer Again Polls Well in Best and Fairest Somehow
Suspicions that footballers with dreadlocks aren't actually that good at football have been around for more than a few winters.…
GEELONG TO ARGUE HAWKINS IS A "GOOD BLOKE"
Hours out from the tribunal hearing to contest Tom Hawkins one match suspension for an behind the play cheap shot,…
Peter Siddle completes transformation from bogan to banana man
In 2009 Peter Siddle was chopping wood, eating pies, bowling 145 clicks, and brandishing a beautiful back-piece. Ten years on,…
Shaun Marsh hands lewd photos of selectors to Mitch
In a show of brotherly love, Shaun Marsh has handed the photographs of cricket Australia selectors he has over to…
SCOTT NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES THIS WEEK
Chris Scott has revealed a secret weapon in his teams fight to win their cutthroat final with West Coast on…
Essendon Fans Wake to Realisation That Twitter Account Still Relevant
After another dismal finals exit, extending their winless finals run into a 16th year, Essendon fan Gary Dunham has awoken…
SELECTION SHOCK: AUSTRALIA TAKES TWO RUCKS INTO WORLD CUP CLASH WITH TOGO
The All Australian selection panel have made the controversial decision of selecting two ruckman in their starting 22 for the…
Exclusive: The Shark Mick Fanning Punched Still Traumatised
EXCLUSIVE: Shark Mick Fanning Punched Still Traumatised by Unprovoked One Punch Attack Four years on, the shark viciously attacked by…