Peter Siddle completes transformation from bogan to banana man
In 2009 Peter Siddle was chopping wood, eating pies, bowling 145 clicks, and brandishing a beautiful back-piece. Ten years on,…
Shaun Marsh hands lewd photos of selectors to Mitch
In a show of brotherly love, Shaun Marsh has handed the photographs of cricket Australia selectors he has over to…
SCOTT NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES THIS WEEK
Chris Scott has revealed a secret weapon in his teams fight to win their cutthroat final with West Coast on…
Essendon Fans Wake to Realisation That Twitter Account Still Relevant
After another dismal finals exit, extending their winless finals run into a 16th year, Essendon fan Gary Dunham has awoken…
Exclusive: The Shark Mick Fanning Punched Still Traumatised
EXCLUSIVE: Shark Mick Fanning Punched Still Traumatised by Unprovoked One Punch Attack Four years on, the shark viciously attacked by…
MOUNT EVEREST TOO BIG FOR ITS OWN GOOD
Three more deaths overnight at world’s highest summit. The growing death toll on Mount Everest has sparked criticism of…
Collingwood trademark term “Shinboner Spirit” from under North’s Noses
For the best part of three decades, the gritty quality of Shinboner Spirit was embodied by men who pulled on…
AFL FOOTY SHOW REPLACEMENT OPTIONS
Since the Footy Show was given the green needle last week, attentions quickly turned to what quality programming would replace…
CAUSE OF DEMONS WOES REVEALED
Few took notice when Drake repped a Melbourne knit in an Instagram post back in September 20, 2018, and why…
AFL Ex - plans for revamped preseason competition where players face off against teams of former lovers.
Gillon McLachlan expects the AFL will continue to tinker with their short-form preseason competition until they ruin the game completely…
Donald Trump to Make American Tennis Great Again.
After 15 “dumb” years without a men’s major singles title, President Trump has had enough. En-route to Melbourne, the…
Celebrating 30 Years in Cricket - Hair Rejuvenation Clinic Reveal Their Best Ever (Previously) Bald XI
Male Pattern Baldness is no longer a taboo topic, thanks greatly to a number of men in white. Approaching the…